I Am Blahg.

I Am Blahg.
It's nice to meet you
WIth verses fair
I choose to greet you
I dole so freely
When I treat you
For I Am stacked
Like Machu Picchu

I Am Blahg.
Watch me launch
Long on purpose
Short on raunch
A sapphire candle
A flickering sconce
Affronts the darkness
For the nonce

Love to all
But kin to few
I Am Blahg.
Watch me debut
The zeitgeist
Of a time or two
Fricandeau de Poissons
Du Jour, Au Jus

I Am Blahg.
I've got the looks
I can see through
Barbs and hooks
I Am That
I Am forsook
I Am words
'Cuz I Am Books

I Am Blahg.
I Am so clever
Will they ever
Stop me? Never.
From world affairs
I chose to sever
I Am Blahg.
I live forever

I Am Books
Do please enjoy
An I Am presence
Please do employ
One part sheepish
Once part coy
I Am Blahg.
Aloha, oy!